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Ask Mad Mac
Welcome to the Ask Mad Mac section of keep it fast! here you will have the chance to ask Mad Mac any music questions! He is the master of all knowledge! The best of which will be featured here!
Your questions
sami asked:
Where the tee shirts at?!
Answer
Hi Sami, the t-shirts are currently in my airing cupboard or in a drawer. Usually I'm wearing one, showing off the last place I went on holiday to or an old Donay t-shirt with a faded picture of John Wayne on. I like John Wayne, he's a true American hero who made many great films, unlike most actors nowadays. Mac.
Steve asked:
Is there something new coming soon? http://www.officialrefused.com/
Answer
Hello Steve, sorry I don't want your spyware, I have quite enough thanks. Mac.
Felipe Gomez asked:
Would you like to blog for my site: noisetrend.com? All you would have to do is copy and paste your blogs onto our site and you can add your website URL in every post :)
Answer
Hello Felipe, I'm sorry I have no desire to 'blog' for your 'site'; I'm happy with my own toilet facilities thanks. All the best, Mac.
Crystal Moccasin asked:
Seasons greetings. Can you recommend a good theme for a fancy dress party for me? After our infamous success with 'Chavs and Leprechauns' we are looking for something bigger and better than ever seen before, what do you think Mac?
Answer
Hello there! A theme for a party you say? Well, your past choice is excellent at covering 2 completely different trends, so may I suggest the following: Farmers and Goblins Children's TV Presenters and Cthulhu Golf Caddies and Spaceships Characters from the Fast Show and Characters from Star Trek Aliens and Predators Hope that helps.
jonathan christ asked:
would you like a press kit from Squid (CA,USA) . jason kourkounis -drummer. simply provide mailing address. probably 20 days to reach you, otherwise myspace url is squidjive
Answer
Hi Jonathan, I would imagine a squid playing drums would be a sight and quite a racket! I will investigate further. Does it know any Queen songs? I love Queen. Mad Mac.
Henry asked:
Biggleswade! Funk! Google! First hit!
Answer
Hi Henry, Thanks for the kind words. Your usage of the exclamation mark is prolific and slightly worrying, especially after the word 'Biggleswade' - it's as if you're excited about the place, which is something that surely only exists in the mind of a person who wears his underpants on his head, puts 2 pencils up his nose and finishes sentences with the word 'penguin.'
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Answer
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Phatboy T asked:
It's not really a music question, but are you the dude in Gears of War 2, that yokel looking guy with the cowboy hat? Just to clear this argument up between mates - can you post up a recording of you saying "Don't mind if I do!". Cheers
Answer
Yokel? I'll have you know I was born and raised in Caldecote! I do not own a cowboy hat, but I've taken to sporting one like the Man from Delmonte. It makes me appear quite refined and someone who has large profits in the fruit juice trade. As for this Gears of War 2 business, I have no idea what you're on about.
